There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it
please no one wear these ever
too late, Justin bieber already does
hit her with the reverse card
someone give me a job
i was thinking something in retail
fuck that chris evans guy
That is not a typo.
look a t my fucking hair its ? mess
wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face
the parent trap: modern au