matthewsagan:

i’m great at guessing people’s weights here just sit on my face

nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

wvnderbar:

i bet the worst part of being deaf is not being able to tell if someone is yawning or screaming

“I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.”

-Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

“You’d lose your mind trying to understand mine”

-(via suspend)

“Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.”

-Johnny Depp  (via fef1b5)

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

userbar:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

frickun:

why do i only get motivated to do homework for 2 seconds at a time

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

REASONS TO LOVE OCTOBER

sophmoreslump:

- JUMPERS
- COOL TREES
- HALLOWEEN
- PUMPKIN FLAVOURED DRINKS
- NEW FALL OUT BOY SINGLE

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

theghostoflove
CREDIT