The day that I run in just a sports bra and spandex is the day that I have conquered all fears

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

pizza:

misha-loves-tahno:

please no one wear these ever 


too late, Justin bieber already does

pizza:

misha-loves-tahno:

please no one wear these ever 

too late, Justin bieber already does

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

croctor:

when your mom won’t let you go out

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lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

“1,225%”

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That’s how much the price of college in America has increased over the past 4 decades

That is not a typo. 

(via bookoisseur)

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face






the parent trap: modern au

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

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the parent trap: modern au

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

We could be fuckin but you wanna live in a another state

theghostoflove
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